A Twitter Troll Tried To Frame Robert Mueller
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A Twitter Troll Tried To Frame Robert Mueller

October 13, 2019


NOW, BECAUSE WE’RE SO CLOSE TO
THE ELECTION, WE HAVEN’T HEARD MUCH RECENTLY ABOUT THE RUSSIA
INVESTIGATION. BUT YESTERDAY, WE LEARNED THAT
ROBERT MUELLER’S OFFICE ALERTED THE F.B.I. AFTER A WOMAN CAME
FORWARD TO SAY SOMEONE OFFERED HER ABOUT $20,000 TO ACCUSE
MUELLER OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT AND HARASSMENT. TURNS OUT, AT LEAST TWO WOMEN
HAVE BEEN GIVEN THIS OFFER, AND THEY SAY IT’S TOTAL CRAP. SO, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO FRAME
ROBERT MUELLER! AND NOT THE WAY I THOUGHT, WHERE
HE REVEALS THE PRESIDENT’S TIES TO RUSSIA, AND WE HANG MUELLER’S
PICTURE UP IN EVERY HOME IN AMERICA. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
LOVELY FRAME. PUT THAT OVER HERE. I MEAN, IF YOU’RE GOING TO PAY
WOMEN TO LIE, THE CHARGES HAVE TO PASS THE SMELL TEST. MUELLER IS SO FAMOUSLY A
STRAIGHT SHOOTER, HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT IS A SUIT. ( LAUGHTER )
A WILD NIGHT FOR MUELLER IS HAVING COFFEE AFTER 5:00 P.M. “HONEY, I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE
ME. IT WAS HALF-CAF. DON’T LOOK AT ME!”
AAAAH!” THAT’S MY ROBERT MUELLER
IMPRESSION, BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I’VE NEVER HEARD THE MAN TALK. ( LAUGHTER )
SO WHO IS DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK THEY’RE SMART ENOUGH TO PULL
THIS OFF? THE MASTER, LET’S SAY, MIND OF
THIS SCHEME IS 20-YEAR-OLD TWITTER TROLL JACOB WOHL, SEEN
HERE COSPLAYING AS AMERICAN PSYCHO. ( LAUGHTER )
DONALD TRUMP HAS RETWEETED WOHL MULTIPLE TIMES, AND HERE THEY
ARE BOTH WISHING WOHL WAS DON JR.
BUT WHAT MAKES US SUSPECT IT WAS JACOB WOHL– WHY IS IT HIM TO
TRIED TO BRIBE THESE WOMEN TO LIE? WHY DO WE THINK IT IS HIM? FOR STARTERS, HE’S A WRITER FOR
“GATEWAY PUNDIT,” WHICH BROKE THE STORY YESTERDAY BY POSTING
THIS HEAVILY REDACTED DOCUMENT ACCUSING MUELLER OF SEXUAL
ASSAULT. THOSE DOCUMENTS LED BACK TO A
MYSTERIOUS FIRM CALLED, SUREFIRE INTELLIGENCE. THAT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE A
MADE-UP COMPANY. IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS SARCASTIC. NO DOUBT THEY PARTNERED WITH THE
RESEARCHERS OVER AT “WAY TO GO, EINSTEIN LABS.” NOW, WOHL DENIED ANY LINK TO
SUREFIRE INTELLIGENCE, WHICH IS REASONABLE BECAUSE SUREFIRE IS
ACTUALLY RUN BY A GUY NAMED MATTHEW COHEN. TOTALLY DIFFERENT GUY. HERE’S JACOB WOHL. HERE’S MATTHEW COHEN. SO, ONE OF THEM IS LYING, AND
IT’S BOTH OF HIM. ( LAUGHTER )
HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO USE YOUR OWN PHOTO IN A CON GAME
AGAINST THE FORMER HEAD OF THE F.B.I.? I’M BEGINNING TO THINK HE DIDN’T
THINK THIS ONE THROUGH. IT’S LIKE SUPERMAN DONNING THE
CAPE BUT LEAVING THE GLASSES ON. “LOOK, UP IN THE SKY. IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE,
IT’S (BLEEP). IT’S CLARK KENT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE,
CLARK? OH, HE’S SUPERMAN.” GET DOWN HERE. PLUS, THE DOMAIN NAME FOR
SUREFIRE’S WEBSITE IS REGISTERED UNDER WOHL’S EMAIL ADDRESS. SO HE USED A FAKE NAME BUT HIS
OWN EMAIL ADDRESS. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL THAT? SUREFIRE INTELLIGENCE. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND WHEN REPORTERS TRIED TO CALL
ONE OF THE PHONE NUMBERS LISTED ON SUREFIRE’S WEBSITE, IT
DIRECTED THEM TO WOHL’S MOTHER’S VOICEMAIL. YEAH. HIS MOM’S PHONE. THAT EXPLAINS THE OUTGOING
MESSAGE.>>HELLO, YOU’VE REACHED THE
WOHL RESIDENCE–>>MOOOM, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO
SAY, “SUREFIRE INTELLIGENCE”! I HATE YOU.>>WATCH YOUR TONE OF VOICE,
YOUNG MAN. ( BEEP )
>>Stephen: AND JACOB’S COLLEAGUES AT SUREFIRE ARE
REALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE WEBSITE. FOR INSTANCE, ONE OF THEIR
IF YOU THINK THAT’S IMPRESSIVE, YOU SHOULD SEE THE STAFF PHOTO. AND DESPITE THE STORY COMPLETELY
FALLING APART AND THE F.B.I. BREATHING DOWN THEIR NECKS, IT’S
STILL BEING PUSHED BY WOHL’S ACCOMPLICE, RIGHT-WING LOBBYIST
AND GUY NAMED RAY WHO QUIT SMOKING WITH CHANTIX, JACK
BURKMAN. BURKMAN STILL CLAIMS THAT THIS
THURSDAY HE WILL REVEAL THE FIRST OF MUELLER’S VICTIMS AT A
PRESS CONFERENCE. AT WHAT TIME? “HIGH NOON.” YES, HIGH NOON, BECAUSE IF YOU
BELIEVE ANY PART THIS STORY, I’M GUESSING YOU’RE HIGH BY NOON. ( LAUGHTER )
WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

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  1. Fucking 20 y/o brain-dead pipsqueak whose never served his country trying to damage it for the good of his Orange Messiah.

    He should be sterilized.

  2. True story: When Buzz Lightyear said “no signs of intelligent life anywhere” he was actually in Jacob’s room

  3. Strieght shooter ???? Please explain why he was the one that carried the uranium samples to Moscow in the uranium one case ?

  4. Trump dumb , he needs to go to jail for conspiracy to frame the special prosecutor so, people just get away with everything.

  5. Lets be honest. A report of sexual harrasment from Robert Mueller is like Hillary Clinton being president, both statements dont make sense, but crazy people insist they do.

  6. One of many bizarre aspects of the current global tide of fascism is not how incredibly corrupt its adherents are (that's to be expected), but how little effort they put into even pretending that they aren't robbing you blind. It's like a bank robber not understanding how the police saw through his "I'll scotch-tape a sheet of paper to my face" disguise; if a child were exhibiting that much trouble grasping the mechanics of reality, you'd call in a specialist.

  7. Let' see, 18 thousand believe the evidence..  303 don't .less than 2%     about the statistical distribution of imbeciles in the human population.But only 1/5 of the crazy people.Moving on..

  8. Trump admitted to sexual assault on tape and he still is president. Not sure what these idiots think they will achieve by framing Mueller of it

  9. So, 'Surefire Intelligence' is a shell company used to launder money, but with that down home feeling of his mom answering the phone. WOW, with Trump in office, ALL THE CON-ARTISTS ARE SLIMELY CRAWLING OUT OF THE WOOD WORK!! (Matt COHEN? Is that what he thinks of Mike, or is it just laziness?)

  10. This Jacob Wohl guy has turned out to be a huge shame. I had higher expectations of him. What an embarrassment. This is evidence that he isn't responsible with his investments, how risky, reckless, and nefarious of a move can you make?

  11. So let me get this straight…..you want to bribe a woman to lie about such a serious allegation that could destroy such a cut clean guy and you only offer 20,000???😑😑😑 and the Democrats symbol is a donkey🤣🤣🤣🤣

  12. To those that wonder how do a sexual assault accusee deal with an alleged sexual assault if they think they are innocent?

    Exhibit A: Do what Mueller did and just refer to the FBI, no words, no drama, case close. Done!

    So yes, Kavanagh was guilty as F**k!

  13. Ok. If it's a republican, they are automatically guilty. If it's a democrat, it's automatically a FRAME JOB. This is why you LEFTISTS LOSE ALL THE TIME.

  14. Those women should've done it the right way. Demand they pay 40 grand, half if not all up front, then leak this information to the world and keep the money somehow

  15. Anyone not supporting Trump has failed to understand that the is doing what JFK was assisinated for trying to do. That's why those that do understand call those who don't "Libtards" aka Willfully Ignorant and/or brainwashed by the Cabal Kennedy warned was a "Clear and Present Danger" to every citizen.
    For all are sakes wake up! How many more millions have to be murdered before you understand what is going on is way way above party politics or personalities.
    Peace with NK had to be accomplished by Trump in spite of CIA etc. Think about from missiles over Japan to peace. How? By by passing those who have made being at near war with NK a billion dollar decades long industry and they aren't Koreans.
    Those still breathing MSM Swamp Gas are their "useful idiots" Take a Red Pill before election day and wake up to the fact President Kennedy died for speaking of what so called "Democrats" refuse to hear. You think the bad guys behind the assination/coupe just went away? Duh!

  16. The terrible thing about America is, that there are a great many of them that support this corrupt president. This shows the rest of the world what the American people are all about. Not very smart or knowledgeable about the world they live in. America is not the great protector of Democracy, it is the destroyer of it.

  17. I haven't seen the video yet, but I have read the title, "A twitter troll tried to frame Robert Mueller."

    Off the top of my head? The troll is Trump. Time to go see if I'm right.

  18. When this is over and trump is in jail and the constant fear making lies are forgotten we'll have a nationwide party and the guests of honor, the heroes who caged the beast so it could be killed. I'm speaking of course of the comics. Colbert, Maher, Jeffries, Noah, Kimmel; and their antecedents Bierce, Twain, Rogers. Comics have always sat at the feet of kings, and more often than not, they got it right.

  19. Anyone who thinks women lie en mass about sexual assault need to pay attention to this. These women had financial incentive to lie and they didn't do it. These women were contacted by men who were okay with illegal and immoral behaviour (and thus these women had reason to be wary of them), and these women still didn't lie!

  20. Colbert's a Mockingbird and Mueller has thrown every terrorism investigation he has been on. I'm still paying off GO bonds for the SF Unified School District because Muller broke off the investigation of Sayeed Karimi and the murder of Kelly Nguyen Trinh as a favor to Willie Brown in exchange for Brown's support of Muller's Senate Confirmation. Does that make me a troll? Kelly's parents loved her very much and Mueller let her die without justice in a ditch in exchange for political favors.

  21. Have we all forgotten he conspired with the Russians right in front of our faces on TV. "RUSSIANS IF YOU ARE LISTENING I HOPE YOU CAN FIND THOSE MISSING EMAILS"

  22. So a mentally challenged kid was all that the gang that couldn't shoot straight could come up with.???? WOW Muller is basically the Reaper and this was all they could do.?

  23. Dear Editor,
    The draconian and brutal actions of Robert Muller's phony Russian Collusion investigation need to be investigated. It's obvious that Muller is running the clock down to use the statues of limitations on the crimes that Hillary Clinton, Obama and Muller, himself were involved in. Specifically Uranium One and the Clinton Foundation. After watching the tortuously slow actions of a compromised Republican majority to get to the bottom of this travesty, it seems that the only Judicial Watch is making progress to get to the truth as to the depth and scope of the DEEP STATE. Juditial Watch is helping Muller's victims to refuse to lie under threats of life imprisonment after Hillary was given several get out of jail free cards. Congress comes and goes but Judicial Watch's legal actions go all the way to the Supreme Court.

  24. Yes, the kid is an idiot, but the really funny part is that this is being presented by even bigger idiots that believe there is a Russia conspiracy and we are all being trolled by Russian bots. Did we ever uncover who these Russians are? Who theyv'e been speaking to?

  25. Actually Stephen, the vast majority of dumbfucks who believe Wohl's bullshit have never been high on anything but religiosity, ignorance, and possibly Oxy.

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