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Bill Of Rights I Guess…

October 1, 2019


A Really Boring Video Explaining The Bill Of Rights… JK! Get Dunked On! *The Price Is Right Plays* *Or Should I Say, The Bill Is Right Play* “Commu-nazi” *Becomes Jesus And Runs Across The Ocean In A Matter Of Seconds* Got The Commu-nazi! *Jesus 2 The Sequel~!* OH GOD, COMMUNAZIES ARE RUINING RIGHT NUMBER 1!! Oh Wait! We’re Supposed To Ruin The Bill Of Rights… Oh Wait, That’s Not Good… The Communazi Army… Door. GO GO GO!! *Thinking About Guns* *UWU A GUN* WHAT!?!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?!? *Dieing Noises* GOT THE DUB MAI BOIS!!! *Song Foreshadowing* *It’s Only Foreshadowing If You Know The Song Though…* :/ *Bang Bang Bang* FBI OPEN UP!!! *Opens Up* The Byeble! That Says “The Bibble” YOU!?!?!?!?!?! *F For Right Breaker* OWO!?!?!?!?!? A Lot Of UWU’s GO GO GO!!! *Realizes Foreshadowing* WE WILL BE BACK RIGHT NOW!!! Heh Heh, Seinfeld. *Thinking About Reused Animation* *BANG BANG BANG* FBI OPEN UP!!!!!! *Opens Up… Again* CHRIS!!!! IS THAT A WEED!!?!?!? That’s No Good! *Anime Noises* *F For Right Breaker… Again* The Communazi Army Found Weed!! *Anime Noises* *We’ll Be Right Back Plays* *Wait, That Wasn’t The Right Song… Was It…* Get Off My Property!! *Goes To Jail* GET OFF-A MY PROPERTY!!! *Gun Noises* *Goes To Jail Again* YoU dArN kIdS gEt OfF mY pRoPeRtY!!! *Goes To Jain Again… Again……* *F For Right Breaker* MMMMMmmm… Goooood…. *TV Noises* Do You Like Wander Over Wonder? HEAR YEE!! HEAR YEE!!! ORDER IN THE COURT!!! As… Judge, Jery, And Prosecutor… I COMMAND… JUSTICE!!!! Plaintiff, How Do You Plea?? Uhhhh…. Ladies And Gentle Men, We Got ‘Em YOUR FEELINGS CHANGED, LIKE THE WEATHER!!!!!! How Old Is This Song? *Thinking About Where His Communazi Army Went* *Wait What’s That Noise?* *It’s Coming From Over There…* *Oh God.* GIMME GIMME GIMME… A Man After-!! NOPE!!! *Put Money Where His Mouth Is* *Walks Away* *TV Noises… Again* *THE BEST SONG IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE PLAYS* *And I’m Never Gonna Give That Statement Up* *Door Slams* *Shook Noises* Oh God [Insert G’nome OOH Noise] *You’re About To Have A Bad Time* NNNNOOOOOHHH!!!! GGAAWWWDD!!! *Sea Creature Noises* NO GOD PLEASE NO!!! NUHOWH!!! According To The Law Of Jazz, NNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh, The Office Theme Song, Of Course It Plays After The God No, OWO!! MY TITLE CARD!!! NO!!!! MY TITLE CARD!!!!!!!! HAAHH!!!! *Falls On Floor* GOTEEE!!!!!!! Do You Remember When The Troll Song Wasn’t A Dead Meme? Yeah, Me Either… *KING BOMB OMB, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!?!!?* *Explosion Noises* Stinkin’ Jeff

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