Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke
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Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

October 25, 2019


– [Dave Chappelle] I’m just
afraid of being attacked. It happens to the best of us. Don’t ever forget what happened to that French actor. You know who I’m talking bout? Jussie Smollett. He’s a very French, very
famous French actor. (audience laughs) Y’all never heard of Jussie Smollett? (audience laughs) Jussie Smollett is a actor from France. (audience laughs) And he became famous on
a show called Empire. One night, he was in Chicago late at night and was the victim, (laughs)
(audience laughs) he was the victim of a
racist and homophobic attack. You see, Jussie Smollett is (audience laughs) gay and he is black. Not just French. (audience laughs) Oh, it was a crazy story. Apparently, when he was walking down
the street late at night two white men came out of the shadows with MAGA hats on and beat him up. Tied a rope around his neck, called him all kinds of n**** and put some bleach on him
and ran off into the night. (audience laughs) The shit was like international news. And everybody was furious, especially in Hollywood. It was all over everybody’s Twitter feed and Instagram page. “Justice for Jussie!” and all this shit. (audience laughs) The whole country was up in arms. Was talking about it all
the time on the news. And for some reason, African Americans, we
were like oddly quiet. (audience laughs) We was so quiet about the shit that the gay community started accusing African
American community of being homophobic
for not supporting him. What they didn’t understand is that we were supporting him with our silence. (audience laughs) Because we understood that this n**** was clearly lying. (audience applauds) None of these details added up at all. He said he’s walking down
the street in Chicago and white dudes come up to him and say, “Hey man, aren’t you that
f*** n*** from Empire?” What the f***? Does that sound like
how white people talk? I know white people, they
don’t talk like that. Are you that f*** n*** from Empire? They would never say that. It sounds like something that I would say. (audience laughs) If you’re a racist and homophobic you’re not even gonna
know who this n*** is. You can’t watch Empire. (audience laughs) Black people never feel
sorry for the police but this time we even
felt sorry for the police. Can you imagine if you
was a police veteran taking this kids police report? “Okay Mr. Smollett, please
tell me what happened? “Alright, two a.m. You
left the house at two a.m., “it was minus 16 degrees. (audience laughs)
“Alright. “You were walking? You
were walking. Alright. (audience laughs) “And where were you going? “Subway?” “Sandwiches?” (audience laughs) “That’s when the men approached you? “Did you see them? Did you have any– “Okay, what did they have on? “MAGA hats?! (audience laughs) “MAGA hats on in Chicago? “Excuse me one second Mr. Smollett “Frank, come here for a second. (audience laughs) “Find out where Kanye West was last night” (audience laughs)

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  1. Juicy is still claiming this event really happened when everyone, everyone knows he is a lieing, mentally ill, piece of hollygay garbage loser! He will always be known forever as the homosexual liar French actor, Juicy Smoullet!!! Thanks Dave, I haven't laughed that much in years, my stomach muscles actually cramped up from laughing so hard. And what's sad is people actually believed his bullshit story.When I first heard it I knew it was B.S. without question. And I do believe Juicy should do heavy jail time because some liberal shackles could of went out and started a riot or killed some innocent people because of his fraud and the media pushing the bogus narrative like they do all the time. In fact the mainstream liberal media has no credibility whatsoever, I don't believe anything they put on their news programs, especially all the fake Trump B.S. and all the so called white supremacist attacks and man made climate change scare tactics and so on. Only brain dead, brain washed morons believe any of their unsubstantiated claims with no proof, it always " unnamed sources " or "many scientists say" they never give names or sources which means "it's made up" information . Or such and such said this, but they never show the video or play audio of what they claim the person said.And on the rare, very rare occasion they do, it's edited or manipulated.
    And they wonder why their ratings are so horrible, nobody with an ounce of common sense believed it!

  2. Guys… It's a comedy special. If you don't like it or are offended, change the channel or watch something else. Speak with your wallet. Just think about this logically, the more outrage you make on this, the more views and attention you give, which is just as good as supporting and liking it. I'm liberal, and I fucking loved this special. NOBODY should be above being made fun or having jokes about them; and that rule especially applies to our leadership.

  3. Very, very funny. Dave Chappelle is a comic genius – plus he's also a pretty nice guy and he speaks the views of regular American people and definitely knows the strengths and sometimes weaknesses of various groups of Black and White Americans – cops, Black street hustlers, con men like Jussie Smollet. I'm from Chicago the SS of the City. I heard this Jussie Smollet hate crime hoax and I cried BS from the get go. What kind of naive, dumb as* would believe this story?

  4. Fucken awesome and funny!! Comics need to stop being so afraid to speak there mind!! If you get hurt by them dont watch it. Reminds me of Eddie Murphy Raw lmao!! Good shit

  5. I love the white guy in the second row processing the 'Juicy Smolyay' reference while his Wife is laughing her ass off lol

  6. Yeah I don't let one institution dictate what's good or not good to watch base on their stupid ratings. Rotten tomatoes pretty much rotten!.

  7. Shmooyeh got the whole idea from watching Deathwish with Bruce Willis……the whole thing even the Subway restaurant is in there!!!!!….lol

  8. Okay people I'm hearing a lot of smack on Rotten Tomatoes but let's not forget that RT is just an aggregated review website. RT DOESN'T RATE NOR REVIEW, THEY JUST COLLECT ALL THE REVIEWS AND AGGREGATE THEM. The people at fault here are the critics. They all gave a negative review of this show, so if you wanna shit on someone, shit on the critics, they deserve it.

  9. Find out where Kanye west that was the highlight… who would have thought he would say that? He is just a genius joke writer

  10. Dave Chappelle has ALWAYS been funny af! If you've never watched his seasons of Chappelle Show, you are sleeping on him hard right now, you need to check it out! He is one of THE realest comedians ever, he has no filter and I love it!!! Justice for Juicy!!!! LMAO

  11. Dave Chappelle and Kanye West are some old school dudes who do the right thing. They arent pussies at all who just want to leave the planet a better place from when they left it.

  12. I see a lots of people uses that Platform to gain more fame, by clearly laying about something that didn't happen,

  13. Fuck critics… They're all themselves failures of various kinds anyway… Who the fuck decides they want to become judgmental and critical of other people's work as they're source of work? Cold, bitter, frustrated failures!!!

  14. Yes any normal person knew juicy was full of shiet the moment we got the story. All of media backed him so we know what they are full of

  15. Jussie Smollett finally shows up in court and he IS STILL WEARING the noose around his neck in an effort to prove the validity of his claims

  16. Don Lemon must be furious.. He rode that Jussie Smullett train with conviction. He's probably the only black dude that believed that ridiculous story.

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