Dave Chappelle’s Abortion Stance | Netflix Is A Joke
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Dave Chappelle’s Abortion Stance | Netflix Is A Joke

September 10, 2019

– I’ll be real with ya, and I know nobody gives a
fuck what I think anyway, I’m not for abortion. (audience member cheering) Oh, shut up nigga. (audience laughing) (audience cheering) I’m not for it, but I’m
not against it either. (audience cheering) It all depends on who I get pregnant. (audience laughing) (audience cheering) I’ll tell ya right now, I don’t care what your
religious beliefs are or anything, if you have a dick, you need to shut the fuck up on this one. Seriously. (audience cheering) This is theirs. The right to choose is
their unequivocal right. Not only do I believe they
have the right to choose, I believe that they shouldn’t
have to consult anybody, (audience cheering) except for a physician about
how they exercise that right. Gentlemen, that is fair, and ladies, to be fair to us, I also believe if you
decide to have the baby, a man should not have to pay. (audience laughing) (audience cheering) That’s fair. If you can kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon him. (audience laughing) It’s my money, my choice. (audience laughing) And if I’m wrong, then
perhaps we’re wrong. Think that shit out for yourselves. (upbeat music)

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  1. This is comedy, not to be taken seriously…yet there will always be people in the comments taking what he says literally into their belief system next on to the political ballot 🙄 think for yourselves humanoids 💯

  2. Live how he says u can have em but I shouldn’t have to pay. Everyone knows women use child support more so as mommy support 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  3. I don't agree with him that the decision to kill a father's son/daughter should be made entirely by the mother without the man's consent. That's criminal.
    Both agreed to have sex (therefore agreed to the possibility of pregnancy), both should need to agree to terminate.

  4. weird feminst with colored hair and a tranny that talks with alots ffss between words pressing 0% on rottent tomatoes simutaineously

  5. Dropped a fucking bomb on them. An as soon as he said to be fair to us, they started saying awwww. Because knew it was coming. Lmao!!!!!!!!!!

  6. To the point,
    "If you can kill this mothafucka, I can at least abandon him.", "and if I'm wrong perhaps, we're wrong." "Think that shit out for yourselves." That is pretty CLEAR to me… Ladies get you an IUD, box of condoms, get on the pill, etc. don't let it happen.

  7. I remember in a family court in Florida a guy told the judge the kid didn't look like him and the judge said , "well your gonna feed him till he does"

  8. I love the joke. It's literally him baiting the fuck out of all these idiots clapping for the right to kill a human being. He traps them so hard "My money my choice!" Fucking beautiful.

  9. Bitches need to wake up and realize this ain't the 1950's. With equal rights and equal pay there's no need for child support. If you wanna keep the kid, fine, that's on you but don't demand me to pay for it if I don't want to have the kid.

  10. "If you have a dick, you need to shut the fuck up on this one."

    Yeah, that's my kid too. If you can't see that a guy might want to have at least a little say in whether their kid gets murdered or not, you need some coke bottle glasses.

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