Sorry, babe. I’m an ambitious girl and you, you’re just small time. Liberty City is in Shock today, As the Police and Emergency Services deal with the aftermath of a devastating attack on a Police Convoy this morning. As yet no details have been released about prisoners being transferred in the convoy, And no proof has been claimed responsibility. The Convoy left Police Headquarters early this morning, To a routine transfer of felons to Liberty Penitentiary, The attack took place on The Callahan Bridge Leaving few witnesses, and the Bridge itself severely damaged. Some of the convicts are thought to have perished in the explosion that followed the initial attack, Revelations as to the professionalism of the struck police hours afterward, When identification of the missing felons were further hampered by an attack by computer hackers, On Police Headquarter databases. With the porter tunnel project falling behind schedule, This Disaster leaves Portland isolated from The rest of The City. Come on! Senor dickhead! It’s no problem to kill you. You gonna be sorry. A’right, a’right. Get lost. I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother. This is the place right here, let’s get off the street and find a change of clothes! This is Luigi’s Club. Let’s go round the back and use the service door.