Hotline Lang: The AP English Language and Composition Survival Guide
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Hotline Lang: The AP English Language and Composition Survival Guide

November 6, 2019


You came to class and read the
You came to, you came to Yeah You came to class and read the SparkNotes
I know that you didn’t read Came and read the SparkNotes
I know that you didn’t read But you know at that AP test
You gon’ get a 2 at best You know at that AP test
You gon’ get a 2 at best Every day I go to English class,
Removing dying metaphors from essays Cut pretentious diction like Orwell says
Double triple negatives, stay away Cause ever since I came to English class
Now I analyze and understand more Cause I know exactly what to look for
Comprehending text that I could not before You came to class and read the SparkNotes
I know that you didn’t read Came and read the SparkNotes
I know that you didn’t read But you know at that AP test
You gon’ get a 2 at best You know at that AP test
You gon’ get a 2 at best Ever since I came to English class
When I see a hard question I’m moving on Don’t dwell on the past it’s already gone
Take a look at Gatsby how it did him wrong Cause now that I’m in AP English 3
I ask my questions like I’m Socrates I write my responses with fidelity
I know that there’s water all around me You came to class and read the SparkNotes
I know that you didn’t read Came and read the SparkNotes
I know that you didn’t read But you know at that AP test
You gon’ get a 2 at best You know at that AP test
You gon’ get a 2 at best These days, all I do is
Read a bunch of articles and synthesize some main ideas
Learn about the border politics up in North Korea Get some background knowledge so my essay’s
sounding more coherent You need more commentary
You just need more commentary Oh, society is decline
You need to open up your eyes You think it’s all going fine, you are all
wrong Let me tell you why
Robots are taking over They want a new world order
Sean: How does this have anything to do with English? You came to class and read the SparkNotes
I know that you didn’t read Came and read the SparkNotes
I know that you didn’t read But you know at that AP test
You gon’ get a 2 at best You know at that AP test
You gon’ get a 2 at best Everytime I come to English

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