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How to Become the British Monarch

August 28, 2019


How to become the British Monarch: Historically, the crown sat upon your head
mostly because you had the biggest army. When you died usually your eldest son kept control
over that army and so the crown relocated to his head, though, of course, someone with
a bigger army could change the political landscape quite abruptly. As time marched on and the world grew less
violent eventually in 1701 Parliament established a set of rules to transfer the crown from
one head to another — hopefully with less turmoil than before. So here’s how the 1701 rules work: Frist: don’t be Catholic. The British Monarch is also the head of the
Church of England to which the monarch much convert if not already a member. Except that
if you’re Catholic, no crown for you. The history of the royal family and how this
rule came to be is a story for another time, but suffice it to say that bigger-army diplomacy
was involved. And, BTW, no you can’t cleverly get around
this rule by converting from Catholicism to something else then to Church of England.
In the eyes of the crown, Catholicism is transitive. Second: don’t be a bastard. Sometimes it’s good to be the king, but it’s
never good to be the illegitimate children of the king — who are out of line for the
crown literally from the moment of their conception. If you’re related to the monarch but are either
a Catholic or a bastard or both, the crown has the delightful term ‘Naturally Dead’ to
refer to you and your lack of right to succession. Third spouses don’t count. While people often think of kings and queens
as a pair: that’s not the way it works here. Spouses of Monarchs are known as Royal Consorts.
They may be called ‘prince’ or ‘queen’ but as far as the crown is concerned, they’re
not in line for the throne, they’re just the matching 23 Chromosomes needed for the creation
of the real heir. Fourth and Finally: Male Primogeniture (whatever). This is the algorithm of inheritance. When
the Monarch dies — or abdicates — but usually dies — the crown goes to the eldest son who
isn’t ‘naturally dead’. If there happens to be an elder daughter tough luck to her: baby
brother gets the crown. It’s Simple enough, but there are non-obvious
cases: take a king with two sons: if the eldest dies before the king does, obviously the crown
goes to the youngest (now oldest) brother. But what if the eldest son gave the king a
grandson before death? Where does the crown go then? Well, the crown basically pretends that everyone
— except the naturally dead — is alive: so upon the death of the king the crown goes
to his eldest son — who is now sort of the king who just really happens to be dead — so
the rule kicks in again, and the crown goes to *his* son, not as seems obvious now, his
brother. But if this 1701 rule means that eldest sons
get the crown, how did queens ever come to be? Basically, daughters were the last choice
of the crown, which is why there have been so few. To get the crown, a daughter had to be either
the only child of the monarch or the eldest child without competing brothers. So pregnant mothers must have made any daughters
with queenly aspirations quite nervous. Now sometimes the branch of a family tree
die out: be it from war or plague or whatever so the crown’s contingency plan if it’s at
a dead end is to back up one level, and then apply the rules forward again looking for
a living head to sit upon. If no luck, back up again, and repeat and repeat until a living
heir is found. And there will always be an heir. The first
king of England was over a thousand years ago and the mathematics of human reproduction
backed up by DNA evidence reveals that just about every European alive is distantly related
to him. So the crown will eventually find a way. So from the first king through the new millennium,
the various rules when along, making monarchs, though with a gender biased result, that no
one seemed too bothered about until suddenly, in 2013 for no particular reason at all, everyone
decided that the rules needed to be updated *right now*. So, Parliament and the Monarchy got together
and made some changes: most notably striking the male part of rule #4. From 2013 on the crown views all royal sons
and daughters with equal favor. The only thing that matters is the order of their birth. So prior to 2013 the boy in a set of fraternal
twins in development could sit back and relax — secure that the crown would be his no matter
what happened on delivery day, but in the post 2013 gender-equal world it’s now a race
for the door to win the crown.

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  1. imagine if one day you were chosen as the british monarch only because you were somewhat related to the first king of england

  2. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HOW TO BECOME THE BRITISH MONARCH. BECAUSE BECOMING THE BRITICH MONARCH IS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBILE !

  3. this is out of date as of a couple of a little bit ago the law of succession changed to abolish male only succession, now it is possible for women to inherit equally

  4. no they imposters they not go to these massive lengths to get SCUM Sarah armstrong to marry tom SCUM DAWNAY2002 =ivo scum coward

  5. why would rich harrow boys want poor girl they got London girls=SET UP THEY LOVE SATANS WORKS BUT DONT WANT ANY ON THEM LOL

  6. The Media: Women should be allowed to inherit the throne!
    Also The Media: Their first child was okay… but thank god they had a boy! Yay! Boys are best! The true heir to the throne is finally here!

  7. Damn, why should a goddamn woman have the crown? That rule is stupid. Only men should be able to get the crown.

  8. Well crew, so much for the peaceful method of taking over England…

    Guess we'll have to go with the old fashioned storm the palace with a massive army approach. Crushing every rebel or remaining heir in the way of our conquest…

  9. Lmfaoooo ….Who wants to he Catholic….That's The Worlds Largest CHILD MOLESTING RELIGION…..Worst Disgusting RELIGION EVER EXISTED….Yeah God LOVES SEX OFFENDERS CATHOLICS….😂😅🤣💩💩

  10. 2:17 what if the child was born after the youngest brother was declared king? Would the child have to wait for the youngest brother to pass away or will he be appointed king at birth?

  11. Huh I just noticed something, England will soon have a half american king (if not dead first) and the first american queen (again if not dead first, sorry) so give that some thought

  12. I just realised, if your the last person alive, your the British monarch, us president, pope, and the leader of North Korea

  13. Interesting how this makes the dead living and the living dead in some situations.

    King dies

    Eldest Son: Is Catholic

    Crown: "You're dead"

    Middle Child: Is a girl

    Crown: "Doesn't count

    Youngest Son: Is dead

    Crown: "A living heir, you're king now."

  14. Um what if the king died in 1701 and he had a 1 year old son and a 19 year old daughter ? What they will make a baby the king

  15. This really helped me understand succession laws in ck2 more :b now just need to learn the types of gavelkinds and what the heck cognatic succession is 😅😅

  16. 03:27 No particular reason? Yes there is. House of Windsor. They don't want any other house to be in succession.

  17. But what would happen if the king has twins? Either same sex or different sex twins? Who gets the crown??

  18. Very funny video and I appreciate the work, however the crown doesn't work like that. If it did, the king of England would be some bloke in Australia.

    And since England was conquered a few times since times of William the Conqueror, current royal family has not a drop of his blood, they're actually german.

  19. What do you mean being a bastard child, does that mean that they are children not from to your wife?? But maybe a Ex-Wife or Concubine?! Someone answer this for me.

    Edit: Also how could you be born Catholic??

  20. 1701 is the year where that law passed?
    You mean the year where the Dutch Stadholder had to give up the English throne?
    (Or he died, i dunno how the Dutch dissapeared from that throne.)

  21. Wait… So… You say I, a german atheist, can become heir to the british throne if I let enough people disappear? Hm… Keep talking…

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