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October 8, 2019


CANADA!
USA! OH, HEY THERE.
IT’S BEEN AWHILE, HOW ARE YOUR PROVINCES? OH, THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
YOU KNOW, I GOT MY HANDS FULL WITH 10, I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU TAKE CARE OF 50 STATES.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT’S NOT EASY, THE SOUTHERN ONES WENT THROUGH A REBELLIOUS
PHASE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE ADOPTED ONES?
OH, ALASKA AND HAWAII? YEAH, I HAVEN’T TOLD THEM YET, BUT I THINK
THEY’VE FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW.
AND THE REALLY LOUD ONE? TEXAS IS STILL TEXAS.
OH, CANADA, WE SHOULD YOU KNOW, HANG OUT SOMETIME, MAYBE PLAY SOME BASEBALL
– PLAY SOME HOCKEY.
WHAT? WHAT’S BASEBALL?
[PHONE RINGING] OH, SORRY, I GOT TO GET THIS. OKAY.
CHINA, BABY, HOW’S IT GOING? YES, I KNOW I OWE YOU A LOT OF MONEY.
ALWAYS MAKING IT ABOUT MONEY. YOU KNOW WHAT, LISTEN.
I WILL GET IT TO YOU TOMORROW. DO YOU HAVE LIKE FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS
I COULD BORROW? WHAT AM I SAYING, YOU’RE CANADA.
OKAY, LISTEN. I WILL GIVE YOU MY WATCH UNTIL I CAN PAY.
THAT’S RIGHT, YOU DID MAKE THIS. CHINA, YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
OKAY, I WILL DO THAT, BYE. BESTIES, OH, HIDE ME.
WHAT? OH COME ON, YOU GUYS HAVEN’T
DATED SINCE ‘76. I KNOW, BUT IT’S SO AWKWARD.
WELL, I TOLD YOU TO BREAK UP WITH HIM IN PERSON, AND NOT OVER DECLARATION.
COME ON, YOU CAN DO THIS. I’VE GOT SOME HOCKEY STUFF TO PURCHASE.
OH, HI, USA, DIDN’T EVEN SEE YOU THERE, WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE YOU’VE PUT
ON A LOT OF LAND. HI, BRITAIN.
YOU KNOW, I’VE JUST FELT SO FREE THE LAST FEW CENTURIES,
WHAT WITH THE BREAKUP AND ALL, NEVER LOOKED BACK.
YOU TRIED TO GET BACK TOGETHER IN 1812. YES, WELL, ANYWAY, I’VE JUST BEEN HAVING
SO MUCH SUCCESS LATELY, WITH THE BEATLES AND
HARRY POTTER AND DOWNTON ABBEY. I DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT US ANYMORE.
THAT’S GREAT. TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE?
BRITAIN – IS IT ANOTHER MAN? IS IT FRANCE?
OH, GROSS, NO. [SPEAKING FRENCH] THEN WHAT IS IT?
GIVE ME A REASON. OKAY, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
I WILL TELL YOU – NORTH KOREA. HELLO FOREIGN SCUM.
[SPEAKING KOREAN] YOU WANT TO SEE? OH!
DO I OR DON’T I? JUST PAY ME SOME ATTENTION!
OKAY, I WILL TELL YOU WHY. WHEN WE DATED, THE SUN NEVER SET
ON YOUR CHEATING. YOU MADE A PASS AT EVERY COUNTRY YOU SAW!
AUSTRALIA, INDIA, BAHAMAS. MMM, BAHAMAS.
OKAY. AND THEN THERE’S JUST RESPECT, I CAN’T
DATE A GUY THAT I’VE BEATEN IN WAR.
OKAY, I WAS NOT TRYING MY HARDEST. DESPERATE, OKAY?
WE BROKE UP AND YOU FOUND EVERY EXCUSE YOU COULD
TO GET ME OVER, LIKE OH, USA, I’M HAVING A WAR,
OH, COME HELP ME, OH, USA. I’M HAVING ANOTHER WAR, OH, I’M HAVING
AN OLYMPICS, COME DESTROY ME IN EVERY EVENT.
OH. DESPERATE.
AM I RIGHT, SWITZERLAND? I’M STAYING OUT OF THIS.
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU’RE OVER IT.
I’M OVER IT. OWIE.
LOOK, I CELEBRATE OUR BREAKUP WITH FIREWORKS, OKAY,
I BLOW THINGS UP. FINE, THEN.
I DON’T NEED YOU OR YOUR BAD CREDIT. OKAY, I DON’T NEED A BOYFRIEND WHO PLAYS
THE WRONG FOOTBALL. OH, RIGHT, I’LL SEE YOU LATER,
HAVE A GOOD OBESITY EPIDEMIC. GET A DENTAL PLAN.
WHICH WAY DID CANADA? THAT WAY.
OH, CANADA!

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  1. … Heh… The USA think we miss them, that's funny, I'm pretty sure whenever they come up in conversation they tend to be the butt of a joke.

    Sorry to break it to ya guys but we're about as much a fan of yours as we are ourselves at the moment, and that is… Well, not in the highest esteem to say the least…

  2. Technically, English plays the right football since it's the original language and some people say that "American Is Just A Copy Of English"
    I would also think England would be a girl only because of the Queen.

    No hate xx

  3. not sure why bug mallory is super hot in this like yes she is attractive normally but here its another level got to be the stars and stripes.

  4. You people are very talented. But I'm not going to listen thru any more of your vids until you dump the canned fuckin laughter. Do you really think your audience is too stupid to know if somthing is funny?

  5. throughout the entire video my mind was just screaming draw a circle that’s the earth and now i want to make a hetalia animatic out of this ヽ(;▽;)ノ

  6. I view the America-Britain relation ship as parent-child and Canada-America as siblings. The sibling thing would also apply to the other Dominions (South Africa(ish), Australia and New Zealand). India would be the adopted sibling the parents got after we moved out.

  7. Actually…. China has stolen 200,000,000,000 a year in trade from us with unfair trade agreements a year… yet no one but Trump has the balls to fix it.

  8. I lived in Switzerland for four years and just moved back to my country, and true when I was in year 4 like four years ago or something, we were leaning about World War I and Switzerland just chills through out it

  9. But more Americans view the UK favourably than the UK views the US and American's love to waffle on about how they love France. It doesn't make sense!

  10. US and Canada are siblings.
    Change my mind >:3
    (Britain is US and Canada’s dad, u cant change my mind on that >:3)

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