CANADA!
USA! OH, HEY THERE.
IT’S BEEN AWHILE, HOW ARE YOUR PROVINCES? OH, THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
YOU KNOW, I GOT MY HANDS FULL WITH 10, I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU TAKE CARE OF 50 STATES.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT’S NOT EASY, THE SOUTHERN ONES WENT THROUGH A REBELLIOUS
PHASE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE ADOPTED ONES?
OH, ALASKA AND HAWAII? YEAH, I HAVEN’T TOLD THEM YET, BUT I THINK
THEY’VE FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW.
AND THE REALLY LOUD ONE? TEXAS IS STILL TEXAS.
OH, CANADA, WE SHOULD YOU KNOW, HANG OUT SOMETIME, MAYBE PLAY SOME BASEBALL
– PLAY SOME HOCKEY.
WHAT? WHAT’S BASEBALL?
[PHONE RINGING] OH, SORRY, I GOT TO GET THIS. OKAY.
CHINA, BABY, HOW’S IT GOING? YES, I KNOW I OWE YOU A LOT OF MONEY.
ALWAYS MAKING IT ABOUT MONEY. YOU KNOW WHAT, LISTEN.
I WILL GET IT TO YOU TOMORROW. DO YOU HAVE LIKE FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS
I COULD BORROW? WHAT AM I SAYING, YOU’RE CANADA.
OKAY, LISTEN. I WILL GIVE YOU MY WATCH UNTIL I CAN PAY.
THAT’S RIGHT, YOU DID MAKE THIS. CHINA, YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
OKAY, I WILL DO THAT, BYE. BESTIES, OH, HIDE ME.
WHAT? OH COME ON, YOU GUYS HAVEN’T
DATED SINCE ‘76. I KNOW, BUT IT’S SO AWKWARD.
WELL, I TOLD YOU TO BREAK UP WITH HIM IN PERSON, AND NOT OVER DECLARATION.
COME ON, YOU CAN DO THIS. I’VE GOT SOME HOCKEY STUFF TO PURCHASE.
OH, HI, USA, DIDN’T EVEN SEE YOU THERE, WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE YOU’VE PUT
ON A LOT OF LAND. HI, BRITAIN.
YOU KNOW, I’VE JUST FELT SO FREE THE LAST FEW CENTURIES,
WHAT WITH THE BREAKUP AND ALL, NEVER LOOKED BACK.
YOU TRIED TO GET BACK TOGETHER IN 1812. YES, WELL, ANYWAY, I’VE JUST BEEN HAVING
SO MUCH SUCCESS LATELY, WITH THE BEATLES AND
HARRY POTTER AND DOWNTON ABBEY. I DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT US ANYMORE.
THAT’S GREAT. TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE?
BRITAIN – IS IT ANOTHER MAN? IS IT FRANCE?
OH, GROSS, NO. [SPEAKING FRENCH] THEN WHAT IS IT?
GIVE ME A REASON. OKAY, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
I WILL TELL YOU – NORTH KOREA. HELLO FOREIGN SCUM.
[SPEAKING KOREAN] YOU WANT TO SEE? OH!
DO I OR DON’T I? JUST PAY ME SOME ATTENTION!
OKAY, I WILL TELL YOU WHY. WHEN WE DATED, THE SUN NEVER SET
ON YOUR CHEATING. YOU MADE A PASS AT EVERY COUNTRY YOU SAW!
AUSTRALIA, INDIA, BAHAMAS. MMM, BAHAMAS.
OKAY. AND THEN THERE’S JUST RESPECT, I CAN’T
DATE A GUY THAT I’VE BEATEN IN WAR.
OKAY, I WAS NOT TRYING MY HARDEST. DESPERATE, OKAY?
WE BROKE UP AND YOU FOUND EVERY EXCUSE YOU COULD
TO GET ME OVER, LIKE OH, USA, I’M HAVING A WAR,
OH, COME HELP ME, OH, USA. I’M HAVING ANOTHER WAR, OH, I’M HAVING
AN OLYMPICS, COME DESTROY ME IN EVERY EVENT.
OH. DESPERATE.
AM I RIGHT, SWITZERLAND? I’M STAYING OUT OF THIS.
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU’RE OVER IT.
I’M OVER IT. OWIE.
LOOK, I CELEBRATE OUR BREAKUP WITH FIREWORKS, OKAY,
I BLOW THINGS UP. FINE, THEN.
I DON’T NEED YOU OR YOUR BAD CREDIT. OKAY, I DON’T NEED A BOYFRIEND WHO PLAYS
THE WRONG FOOTBALL. OH, RIGHT, I’LL SEE YOU LATER,
HAVE A GOOD OBESITY EPIDEMIC. GET A DENTAL PLAN.
WHICH WAY DID CANADA? THAT WAY.
OH, CANADA!
… Heh… The USA think we miss them, that's funny, I'm pretty sure whenever they come up in conversation they tend to be the butt of a joke.
Sorry to break it to ya guys but we're about as much a fan of yours as we are ourselves at the moment, and that is… Well, not in the highest esteem to say the least…
GO TEXAS
I love how USA has guns lol
you know that game that messi and cristiano ronaldo plays , that should be called "football" not any kind of rugby .
SC has some of the cutest girls in the business.
And then, the ~6 years until today, America had an ever growing up control problem.
This would be more funny if it was self deprecating imho.
Hand egg
“You tried to get back together in 1812”
After you tried to take the kids, KAREN.
I tried. I honestly did try but i cant get through 1 minute of this
4:40 hmmmm….🤔 why don’t you get the more important….healthcare plan
Technically, English plays the right football since it's the original language and some people say that "American Is Just A Copy Of English"
I would also think England would be a girl only because of the Queen.
No hate xx
Isn’t this just hetalia
So, does Britain only get North Ireland on the weekends?
I’m Canadian and literally every one I know speaks like America
"obesity epidemic" lol. We're not even the top 100th most obese nation per capita. Nice try though.
Ya america plays the wrong football
that's so Switzerland 😂
This is probably my favorite sketch of all time from Studio C
You'll should do this again but make it about resent stuffs
I'm British. We have dentistry. Both public AND private. I swear we do.
3:07 ok his Korean aint bad 😂
“I don’t know how you take care of 50 states.”
She doesn’t.
Me and my friends have nicknames to countries I'm sassy, scarstic and a blonde so guess what I am??
"The sun never set on your cheating." Or his empire. What a good historical joke.
haha 🙂 XD
The Brits have better dental health than the US 😂
That's a really heavy Canadian accent… sounds like its from Manitoba
not sure why bug mallory is super hot in this like yes she is attractive normally but here its another level got to be the stars and stripes.
USA is the one who plays the wrong football
Lol! That Switzerland joke 🤣🤣🤣
China will never call in its us debt
Canada invented baseball!!! 😂
This were all the All That cast went after they grew up. Wow there acting got worse
You people are very talented. But I'm not going to listen thru any more of your vids until you dump the canned fuckin laughter. Do you really think your audience is too stupid to know if somthing is funny?
"I'll see you later… Have a good obesity epidemic!" Lmaooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m from Britain :>
my has that pink leather purseeeeee!!!!
how is an egg carried by your hand a foot ball ?
UsUk in a nutshell
throughout the entire video my mind was just screaming draw a circle that’s the earth and now i want to make a hetalia animatic out of this ヽ(；▽；)ノ
CountryHumans intensifies
This made me think about hetalia 😂😂
I wanna make it my bucket list to go to every country listed here, except North Korea or maybe I'll go there last
Is it just me, or is America kinda hot..
Louisiana, guam,Porto rico
I view the America-Britain relation ship as parent-child and Canada-America as siblings. The sibling thing would also apply to the other Dominions (South Africa(ish), Australia and New Zealand). India would be the adopted sibling the parents got after we moved out.
The characters were singing were singing the first verse to the national Canadian anthem
"am I right, Switzerland?"
"I'm staying out of this,"
As a brut watching this, i was offended, until I realised this is so true 😂😂😂
Bro what a throwback I’m rewatching years later and I still know them by heart
Switzerland is me when my friends get into an argument
This is a democracy
Wow… Hetalia has gotten weird since I've last seen it…
I mean… weirder than usual
Anyone else here suddenly get a strong urge to watch Hetalia?
i would date france
Actors: *Breathes*
Audience: Laughter
Just proving America NEEDED Donald Trump, back in 2013.
The fake teeth made this sketch
watching this six years later because it’s still the BEST studio c video ever created
I really wanted to see Russia
I really wanted to see Russia
Actually…. China has stolen 200,000,000,000 a year in trade from us with unfair trade agreements a year… yet no one but Trump has the balls to fix it.
i hope Trump didnt build his China-USA politics based on this video
This is so funny 🙂
That zinger at the end was brilliant
I lived in Switzerland for four years and just moved back to my country, and true when I was in year 4 like four years ago or something, we were leaning about World War I and Switzerland just chills through out it
Love that they low key prodicted the future
i am Korean and i think he did really good -thumbs up
I don’t need a boyfriend who plays the wrong football 😂😂
But more Americans view the UK favourably than the UK views the US and American's love to waffle on about how they love France. It doesn't make sense!
LOVE THIS!!!
Greetings from the UK!
6:30 England invented football
The blue jays exist you know
Wait how many people are there in the world in this?
USA should've stolen the money from the EU
As a Texan, I can confirm that we are very loud. Our natural volume is indeed yelling.
Us British people don't have bad theeth
Is this Hetalia?
oh my gosh is britain supposed to be freddie mercury???
ima huge queen fan so i freaked out when i saw this lol
wrong football?
So, entire world plays the wrong football, and America's handegg is actually football? xD
I'm surprised that Germany wasn't in this
freshness at its freshest
Matt's British accent is null
there’s a reason why football in spanish literally translates to “american football”
Hetalia.
Canada invented baseball…
US and Canada are siblings.
Change my mind >:3
(Britain is US and Canada’s dad, u cant change my mind on that >:3)
I’m confused how is it “the wrong football”
“Texas is still Texas.” it sure is
I live in Australia 🇦🇺….
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN,
GOD SAVE HER FAMILY,
GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN
RULE BRITANIA, BRITANIA RULE THE WAVES
Americans out here be talkin about Canada's 10 provinces when Quebec is 6x larger than Texas.
America : I've beaten you in war
France, who fought the British out of America : *confused screaming
Omg canadians dont have that accent dude like why. Thats so offensive lol
Where is Russia ?
the moon appears
The moon:At least I don’t have places like these
Greatly thought off. Beautifully scripted. All in all a superb skit. 🙏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍