Key & Peele – Confederate Reenactors
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Key & Peele – Confederate Reenactors

October 9, 2019


– MEN, AS WE LAUNCH
THE COUNTERATTACK AGAINST THE UNION ARMY,
WE MUST REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH WE MAY DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH
ON THE BATTLEFIELD, WE DO SO TO PRESERVE
A WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTHERN WAY OF LIFE. A WAY OF LIFE
SO PURE AND BEAUTIFUL THAT NO MAN NOR GOVERNMENT
CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US. THE RIGHT… THE RIGHT TO PRESERVE. OUR OWN SO– TO– WE A–
OH, [bleep]. – WELL, HELLO THERE, MASSA.
SORRY WE LATE. – SHORE DIDN’T MEAN
TO SNEAK UP ON YA, SIR. – LOOK, FELLAS,
WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A NICE, LITTLE CIVIL WAR
REENACTMENT HERE. WE DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE. – SO ARE WE, SIR. WE–WE–WE TRYING TO HAVE
A REAL NICE REENACTMENT. WE CERTAINLY DON’T WANNA CAUSE
ANY TROUBLE EITHER. DO WE, SAM? – YOU ALWAYS TAUGHT US TROUBLE ONLY COMES TO THOSE
WHO GONE DONE LOOKIN’ FOR IT. – SO DON’T STOP YOUR SPEECHIN’
ON OUR ACCOUNT. [giggles] – AS JEFFERSON DA–OKAY, I KNOW
WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I GET IT. – WHAT WE DOIN’, SIR? I DON’T KNOW
WHAT YOU TALKIN’ ‘BOUT. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, SAM? – WHY, WE JUST HERE
TO SLAVE ON ABOUT, ANY OLE WHICH WAY
YOU WANT US TO. – HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE, JUST BECAUSE WE’RE DRESSED
LIKE CONFEDERATE SOLDIERS DOESN’T MEAN
WE’RE PRO SLAVERY? WE’RE JUST HERE TO PRESERVE THE PURE AND BEAUTIFUL SLICE
OF SOUTHERN HISTORY. – YEAH, PURE AND BEAUTIFUL…
SLICE. – OH, LORDY, LORDY, LORDY!
WE SORRY, BOSS! OH, WE SO SORRY! – PLEASE DON’T
GIVE US THE WHIP. – OKAY, NOBODY’S GONNA WHIP
ANYBODY, JUST STOP IT. – YEAH, JUST STOP IT. – ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, JUST–
JUST IGNORE ‘EM. ALL RIGHT? NOW, WE’RE HERE
TO PRESERVE OUR WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTH HAS A RIGHT TO OWN–
both: ♪ OH, MY LORD, LORD ♪ – THE SOUTH
HAS A WAY OF LIFE– both: ♪ OH, MY LORD ♪
– THE UNION CANNOT STOP US FR– both: ♪ OH, MY LORD, LORD ♪ ♪ OH, MY LORD… ♪ – THE UNION YANKEE BASTARDS
CANNOT STOP US– – ♪ OH, LORD! ♪ – ALL RIGHT, STOP IT!
STOP IT! THAT’S ENOUGH! YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS
REENACTMENT? FINE.
YOU’RE PART OF IT. GO–GO FETCH US SOME MUNITIONS
AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT– DON’T JUST STAND THERE
LIKE A BUNCH OF LAZY [bleep]. – THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
– THAT IS ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR. – GENTLEMEN,
GIVE US YOUR CASH AND ANYTHING THAT IS
AN ACTUAL COLLECTOR’S ITEM. – YOU RACIST MOTHER[bleep]. – OKAY.
DON’T HAVE ALL DAY, MAN. OKAY, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. WALLETS, WALLETS,
WALLETS, WALLETS. – THAT’S A VERY NICE PIECE. THESE ARE HEAVY.

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  1. YouTube: no red bar under this K&P video sir
    Me: knees to the ground, hands in the air and tears rolling down…*click*

  2. Meanwhile, at the Union re-enactment…

    “And just remember, we are all fighting for the one black friend each of us definitely has”

  3. Dumbest shit I’ve seen. Actually disappointing to see something they made like this… not funny, not close. 😑 just wow

  4. I tried to find the voice Peele was doing. It's not Mr. Hanky but this is close: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=P0z7oZ0jzQs

  5. So wait a minute ' does this mean the next time I get racially harassed by black people I have the right to Rob them at gunpoint?! Basically what this post says well if we don't agree with your history even though you have City permits for this re-enactment fake guns and legal permission for holding this reenactment I can harass you because I don't agree with what your history means to me !! instead of worrying about people wanting to relive their history you should worry about that little brat that just sucker punched that senior citizen in the eye here in New York City a couple of days ago!!

  6. The civil war wasn't about race, it was entirely about the amount of profits the south made, the union was actually the "racist" side of the war, freeing slaves to get more soldiers, and treating them like jokes. Don't let the winners of the war cloud your judgement, racism did exist and does exist in the south, but is blown out up to ridiculous scale by history books and media. Please don't be a sheep, do any amount of research and you will see even Abraham Lincoln was a flaming racist.

  7. ???? So I guess if I wanna comment here, I just mindlessly pick a sentence out of the clip, and type it out????
    Seems easy enough

  8. It’s funny how Democrats all hate the south and the confederates and they also call republicans racist white guys…. when the south and the confederate were Democrats and black people were republican

  9. To be fair – if you're in a a reenactment and you're doing the Confederates, you gotta act the part. Whether or not you're racist or like the South.

  10. Ironic thing is, the north used slave labor too. In fact; every time they came across some slaves they used them to build their camps. Lincoln didn’t free any slaves. The EP was only for slaves in the south where Lincoln didn’t have control anyway. He actually sent slaves back I to captivity when they escaped in Baltimore

  11. Racism against whites i see. Why the fuck is this oun youtube? If the roles were reversed it wouldnt be on here. These comedians just lost a fan.

  12. Lol very accurate description of African Americans! I laughed so hard! I mean, ofcourse the odds are that you'll be robbed by a black dude! Love these guys! Very humble!

  13. Love how Key&Peele prove those white guys are racist then go on to reinforce negative racial stereotypes about black people….

  14. There’s so much truth in this lol. You’re not re-enacting war your glorifying the south who tried to destroy America in order to keep African Americans enslaved.

  15. Ignorant#The south might have lost the first Civil War#We want loose the second one#Make fun of my heritage to my face, might be the last thing you do#May JESUS Save Your SOULS

  16. Our catering company (VA based) was recommended to cater a dinner that happened to be the last day of a civil war reenactment event/tour. Big group of white men from all over the US and a few people from Europe. Everyone was super polite and I tried not to think they purposely hired us so black people would be serving them. 😂 It only got awkward once when a man got up to do a thank you speech and said the room was so diverse.😂 I made a little face and I caught eyes with one of the younger guys there(mid 30s) and he made a slightly embarrassed face😫😫. He actually came up to us at the end and thanked us, said a few jokes and double checked if we had been paid. Everyone said it was the best food they ever had.😍 I thought it was going to be super awkward but it turned out okay.

  17. I love Key and Peele but this just wasn't funny. Where was the punch line? I'm not talking about the "we got ya" moment but the actual funny part?

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