Schoolhouse Rock – I’m Just a Lie
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Schoolhouse Rock – I’m Just a Lie

August 27, 2019


THANK YOU, YOU KNOW? WE ARE NOW LIVING IN A WORLD OF ALTERNATIVE FACTS. THE PRESIDENT MAKES STATEMENTS ALMOST EVERY DAY THAT AREN’T NECESSARILY BASED IN TRUTH, WHICH IS FRUSTRATING TO SOME PEOPLE. AND CONFUSING TO OTHERS. ESPECIALLY YOUNG PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, WE’RE RAISED TO BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT TELLS THE TRUTH. BUT THAT ISN’T NECESSARILY THE CASE ANYMORE. SO TO BRING CHILDREN UP TO DATE ON THE NEW AMERICAN WAY, WE TOOK A CUE FROM “SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK.” AND HOPEFULLY THIS WILL EXPLAIN HOW IT ALL WORKS NOW.>>THE WHITE HOUSE? SO COOL! BUT I WONDER WHO THAT SAD-LOOKING FELLOW OVER THERE IS.>>ME? I’M A LIE.>>A WHAT?>>A LIE. LIKE WHEN YOU DON’T TELL THE TRUTH.>>I DON’T UNDERSTAND. >>LET ME TRY TO EXPLAIN. ♪ I’M JUST A LIE YES I’M ONLY A LIE ♪ ♪ I’M SO UNTRUE I JUST WANT TO CRY ♪ ♪ WELL I JUST POPPED OUT OF THE PRESIDENT’S BRAIN ♪ ♪ AND THE VERY IDEA OF IT IS COMPLETELY INSANE ♪ ♪ BUT SOMEDAY I’M GOING TO BE A FACT OH YES ♪ ♪ I’LL TRY AND I’LL TRY BUT TODAY I AM STILL JUST A LIE ♪>>IF YOU’RE A LIE, WHY DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK YOU’RE TRUE?>>YOU SEE, KID, I MAKE THE PRESIDENT FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF. AND SOMETIMES I CAN EVEN HELP HIM SELL HIS POLICIES TO VOTERS.>>WOW! YOU SOUND REALLY IMPORTANT!>>YEAH. BUT NOT UNLESS PEOPLE BELIEVE ME. ♪ I’M JUST A LIE YES I’M ONLY A LIE ♪ ♪ BUT I’M GOING TO BE A FACT BY AND BY ♪ ♪ SEE FIRST THE PRESIDENT TWEET S, ALL THOSE WHO TRY TO DEBOOUNG ME REPEAT ME ♪ ♪ ACROSS THE INTERNET I’LL FLY THAT’S HOW I SPREAD FAR AND WIDE ♪ ♪ BUT TODAY I AM STILL JUST A LIE ♪>>THAT’S HORRIBLE.>>I KNOW. BUT REAL FACTS ARE SO DEPRESSING. LIKE TAKE CLIMATE CHANGE. IF WE BELIEVE THAT, WE COULDN’T BURN ALL THAT COAL.>>BUT WE SHOULDN’T BURN IT.>>THAT’S WHAT YOU SAY. NOT EVERYBODY HAS TO BELIEVE A LIE. ONLY ENOUGH TO MAKE ME A DEBATE. ♪ I’M JUST A LIE JUST A SWEET LITTLE LIE ♪ ♪ AND I’M TOO BELIEVABLE TO DENY ♪ ♪ PRETTY SOON I’M BEING DEBATED ALL OVER TOWN ♪ ♪ KELLYANNE IS SPIN INING ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY IS TAKING SIDES AND THE TRUTH WILL LAY DOWN AND DIE ♪ ♪ BECAUSE YOU CAN’T TELL A FACT FROM A LIE ♪ AND THAT’S HOW IT WORKS. >>I THINK I’M GOING TO BE SICK.>>DON’T WORRY, TRUMPCARE IS GOING TO BE GREAT! BYE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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  1. Hey Jimmy, I'm still waiting for the Russia collusion. When can we expect to see the evidence? It has been over a year and you have nothing from your side to show for it.

  2. And liberals don't create lies like the alleged "gender wage gap"? Is that what you are telling us, Kimmel?
    Both sides are lying constantly.

  3. This make me fear for humanity that people take time out of their lonely lives to make terrible videos like this.

  4. Jimmy, you could probably count the amount of presidents who were truly honest on one hand. I don't like Trump either, but taking every chance to bash him and his supporters doesn't change/help anything. In fact it only "divides" the country, which what everyone is afraid of Trump doing.

  5. One year later…So far the president has been faithful to many of the claims he said he would do, whether people agree with what he is doing, what he said he did.

  6. A liberal late night talk show host is accusing the president of lying? Hypocrisy at its finest! If all the US States turned red, we would be a better nation. There’s a reason why blue States (like California) are failing and fleeing to red States…it’s because of all the Democrats’ lies. Of Jimmy Kimmel don’t care, he is rich. He can’t relate to a commoner. False media as always.

  7. And yet Bill Clinton was impeached for lying under oath, but I guess it's okay because he's a democrat and all republicans are bad, apparently.

  8. Both sides love to perpetuate lies, just like the climate change BS mentioned in this video. It figures that Jimmy Kimmel would push the lies he wants to perpetuate, while projecting his own disposition as a liar at another liar. Too bad that Trump and Kimmel can't cancel each other out.

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  10. Don't worry, not all liars make it. Just look at Hillary. She tried her hardest to cheat and still lost! lol

  11. Yup. Pickachu says peeka peeka. I say "FICA FICA". Haha I remember School House Rock. Thank you for posting.

  12. Jimmy Kimmel you once were more to the center if not right why not break away from the abyss of negative talk and come back to how things started

  13. Kimmel you are really gaining my respect. I loved your basketball game here in Houston. I love the fact you chose to address racism in many aspects down to the venue! Now I see this… yea I think you rock!

  14. You know what, Kimmel? You and your fellow liberals in the media and entertainment businesses live in a world of alternative “facts” where you and your type make statements almost every day that are almost never based in fact.

  15. This sucks, you’re opinion doesn’t help the situation and this just ruins our childhood, f you kimmel, it’s very hard to like you

  16. But for real I'm just cringing like just why I'm not a Trump supporter it's just ruining the song from bob dorough RIP

  17. Everyone has their opinion on politics and I respect that,but when you start making your jokes based on politics and you’re biased about the joke ITS NOT FUNNY.

  18. This acts like all trump does is lie and he’s the only president in history to do so but in reality all of the presidents have lied in one way or another

  19. Anymore??? I'm sorry, did Nixon tell the truth? Oh, and let's not for get "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!". Gee Bill she has a dress with DNA on it….ooops! He was big on the truth also!

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