The Alternative Constitution
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The Alternative Constitution

There’s sure been a lot of hullabaloo going on with President Trump’s last executive order. Where he banned non-citizens from 7 predominantly Muslim countries… from entering the United States. And a lot of people, including me had questions, like… ‘Why is Trump Doing this?’ ‘Is this even constitutional?’ ‘What In the [bleep]? ‘ Well, we […]

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The New U.S. Constitution As Written By Trump
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The New U.S. Constitution As Written By Trump

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAD AN OFFICIAL CALL WITH PUTIN TODAY. I HEAR THE CALL WAS TENSE, BUT LET’S FACE IT. THAT’S HOW PERFORMANCE REVIEWS USUALLY GO. ( LAUGHTER ) ACCORDING TO REPORTS, ACCORDING TO REPORTS, THE TWO DISCUSSED “THE PROSPECT OF COORDINATING EXPRUGZ U.S. ACTION.” OH, I THINK YOU’VE BEEN COORDINATING FOR A WHILE. ACCORDING TO […]

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Jon Stewart Takes Over Colbert’s Late Show Desk
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Jon Stewart Takes Over Colbert’s Late Show Desk

YOU KNOW, AS FUN AS IT IS TO WATCH AND TALK ABOUT THE CONVENTION, THERE IS A LITTLE NON-CONVENTION NEWS OUT THERE. TODAY, IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT FOX NEWS C.E.O. ROGER AILES, WHO WAS ACCUSED OF REPEATED SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HAS RESIGNED. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THE RESIGNATION COMES ON THE HEELS OF A FOX NEWS INTERNAL […]

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I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police
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I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police

Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place. Every November, we burn a wooden effigy of a dude who tried to burn down Parliament hundreds of years ago. We turn people we like into Knights. However, the most ridiculous thing that we have is our laws If you wear […]

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Schoolhouse Rock – I’m Just a Lie
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Schoolhouse Rock – I’m Just a Lie

THANK YOU, YOU KNOW? WE ARE NOW LIVING IN A WORLD OF ALTERNATIVE FACTS. THE PRESIDENT MAKES STATEMENTS ALMOST EVERY DAY THAT AREN’T NECESSARILY BASED IN TRUTH, WHICH IS FRUSTRATING TO SOME PEOPLE. AND CONFUSING TO OTHERS. ESPECIALLY YOUNG PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, WE’RE RAISED TO BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT TELLS THE TRUTH. BUT THAT ISN’T […]

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