Key & Peele – Black Republicans
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Key & Peele – Black Republicans

– HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE FIFTH ANNUAL MEETING OF THE TALLAHASSEE BLACK REPUBLICANS. NOW, I’M PISSED! all: MM-HMM. – ROYALLY PISSED! all: MM-HMM. – LAST NOVEMBER, BARACK OBAMA WAS RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT, AND THE BLACK VOTE WENT ALMOST ENTIRELY TO HIM! [crowd murmuring] – DAGNABBIT. – WE’RE NOT GETTING OUR MESSAGE OUT, OBVIOUSLY. THE REPUBLICAN […]

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Key & Peele – Confederate Reenactors
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Key & Peele – Confederate Reenactors

– MEN, AS WE LAUNCH THE COUNTERATTACK AGAINST THE UNION ARMY, WE MUST REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH WE MAY DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH ON THE BATTLEFIELD, WE DO SO TO PRESERVE A WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTHERN WAY OF LIFE. A WAY OF LIFE SO PURE AND BEAUTIFUL THAT NO MAN NOR GOVERNMENT CAN TAKE […]

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International Relations
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International Relations

CANADA! USA! OH, HEY THERE. IT’S BEEN AWHILE, HOW ARE YOUR PROVINCES? OH, THEY GROW UP SO FAST. YOU KNOW, I GOT MY HANDS FULL WITH 10, I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU TAKE CARE OF 50 STATES. YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT’S NOT EASY, THE SOUTHERN ONES WENT THROUGH A REBELLIOUS PHASE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE […]

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NOBLE HOUSES – Terrible Writing Advice

Two writing styles, both alike in dignity, In fair YouTube videos, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where cliche writing makes cliche stories unclean. Our once great house is in decline. The noble house of Terrible Writing Advice teeters on the brink of collapse. I must restore this once […]

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The Alternative Constitution
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The Alternative Constitution

There’s sure been a lot of hullabaloo going on with President Trump’s last executive order. Where he banned non-citizens from 7 predominantly Muslim countries… from entering the United States. And a lot of people, including me had questions, like… ‘Why is Trump Doing this?’ ‘Is this even constitutional?’ ‘What In the [bleep]? ‘ Well, we […]

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