Fontaines D.C.: Liberty Belle
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Fontaines D.C.: Liberty Belle

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ You know I love that violence ♪ ♪ That you get around here ♪ ♪ That kind of ready-steady violence ♪ ♪ That violent “How do you do” ♪ ♪ And the lie when his Daddy was asleep in a phone booth ♪ ♪ He’s just […]

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Second Amendment Trial Gets Wild!
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Second Amendment Trial Gets Wild!

♪♪[audience cheering]– As we all know, the North American grizzly is a noble and majestic creature that should be protected and treasured. Not experimented on like that done by Dr. Muller. – I have become a legal citizen of ze United States, therefore my genetic alterations are protected– Nay, encouraged by ze Constitution. – That […]

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