Fontaines D.C.: Liberty Belle
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Fontaines D.C.: Liberty Belle

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ You know I love that violence ♪ ♪ That you get around here ♪ ♪ That kind of ready-steady violence ♪ ♪ That violent “How do you do” ♪ ♪ And the lie when his Daddy was asleep in a phone booth ♪ ♪ He’s just […]

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Lady Liberty Gets A Well-Deserved Night Off
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Lady Liberty Gets A Well-Deserved Night Off

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY, EVERYBODY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) CAN WE GET A SHOT OF THE BEAUTIFUL DOME RIGHT THERE. SHOW THE PEOPLE AT HOME WHAT WE’VE KNOT HERE. LOOK AT THAT. ISN’T THAT LOVELY? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HERE […]

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Trump Just Wants To Be On Primetime TV
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Trump Just Wants To Be On Primetime TV

WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW. I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) THANK YOU VERY MUCH. LET’S HEAR IT FOR MY WARM UP ACT TONIGHT, DONALD TRUMP. ( APPLAUSE ) AMERICA’S FAVORITE FUNNYMAN ADDRESSED THE NATION ON ALL THE BROADCAST AND CABLE NEWS NETWORKS, EXPLAINING WHY HE SHUT DOWN THE […]

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