The Bill of Rights Rhapsody (Parody of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
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The Bill of Rights Rhapsody (Parody of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

September 15, 2019


Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a tyranny No escape from insanity Open your eyes We need a Bill of Rights We’re a new country We need a government Because we Easy give, easy take Little pen Lots to say All the rights we deserve Are protected by the Bill of Rights The first one Is for our speech Everyone can make some news Free religion for us too Mister It’s assembly time And don’t forget that we can Solicit Hillary Ooh The country’s falling apart I’ll need my gun for my own Protection Carry guns, carry guns Amendment Two says I can Sorry No troops in house Amendment number three States this right is just for me Goodbye, officers I’m closing the door You got to leave unless you have a search warrant No no Amendment Five (Amendment number five) I don’t want to speak My right to remain silent, it is in there I see a little silhouetto of a right A very quick, very quick My right’s to have quick trials If you want to sue me Value of controversy must be (Above twenty) Above twenty (Above twenty) Above twenty Above twenty USD From a jury I’m just a free man, no one controls me He’s just a free man from a free country Don’t forget his rights that are listed in this Bill Three years in a hole Will you let me go? Stay in there! No We will not let you go! Let me go! (It’s cruel) We will not let you go! No please stop! (Unusual) We will not let you go! No please stop Never ever stop No please stop! Never ever stop! Oh no Madison, Madison Madison wrote in the Bill Eighth Amendment No cruel and unusual torture Of me So you think I only have the rights in the Bill? No, you’re wrong baby The Ninth says the opposite Number ten All other rights are reserved If they are not denied They are reserved for the states Nothing really matters We just want an A Mrs. Purcell, have mercy Mrs. Purcell, have mercy On us

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